Plan B (Boy Howdy) - SIR 1003   (Søren Lindergard)

(Introduction): HEADS FACE GRAND SQUARE

A five-tier cake and a Bill Blass gown

 - we’ll invite the toast of every town

But if that’s not the wedding that you need

 - then we could always try…

(Opener): SIDES FACE GRAND SQUARE

Plan B - drive to Vegas tie the knot

 - spend our money on the slots

Honeymoon in the parking lot - of the cheapest motel

ALLEMANDE and WEAVE
Plan B - I always keep it handy - in case I ever need

Something to fall back on - if things go wrong - Plan B

(Figure): The HEADS SQUARE THRU count them FOUR hands ‘round

DO SA DO your corner Girl around – SWING THRU – SPIN THAT TOP

Boy move up and a RIGHT AND LEFT THRU

SQUARE THRU THREE hands around the land – SWING a little girl and you PROMENADE

Something to fall back on - if things go wrong - Plan B

(Middle Break): SIDES FACE GRAND SQUARE

Plan B - we’ll go fishing at the dam

 - eat our dinner from a can

Make love the best we can - in our sleeping bag

ALLEMANDE and WEAVE
Plan B - I always keep it handy - in case I ever need

Something to fall back on - if things go wrong - Plan B

(Closer): SIDES FACE GRAND SQUARE

Einstein surely must have had his doubts

 - Houdini must have had more than one way out

All the great minds of this century

 - had more than one trick up their sleeve – ALLEMANDE and WEAVE

Plan B - well I always keep it handy - the perfect remedy

Something to fall back on - if things go wrong - Plan B

(Tag): – ALLEMANDE and SWING – And if at first you don’t succeed

Return back to Plan B - - - Plan B - Plan B

- return back to Plan B!

ORIGINAL LYRICS:

A five-tier cake and a belle glass gown - we’ll invite the toast of every town

On what a wedding this will be - it’s your perfect memory

Now the greats of the world will all be there - we’ll invite the President - hell maybe even Cher

Dom Perignon for everyone – yeah that ought to get it done…

But honey if that ain’t your idea of having fun…

Plan B - drive to Vegas tie the knot - spend our money on the slots

Honeymoon in the parking lot - of the cheapest motel

Plan B - I always keep it handy in case I ever need

Something to fall back on - if things go wrong - Plan B

Now on a luxury liner we’ll lay in the sun - as we make our way to the Carribean

Enjoy the fruits of a tropical isle - swim in the water wearing nothing but smiles

But baby if that ain’t your style …

Plan B - we’ll go fishing at the dam - eat our dinner from a can

Make love the best we can - in our sleeping bag

Plan B - well I always keep it handy in case I ever need

Something to fall back on - if things go wrong - Plan B

Einstein surely must have had his doubts

Houdini must have had more than one way out

All the great minds of this century - had more than one trick up their sleeve

Plan B - well I always keep it handy - the perfect remedy

Something to fall back on - if things go wrong - Plan B

And if at first you don’t succeed – pick up and move on to Plan B

Plan B - Plan B -ohoh - Plan B - If at first you don’t succeed - pick up and move on to Plan B