HEADS LEAD RIGHT and STAR THRU BOYS WALK, GIRLS DODGE I say SINGLE HINGE
GIRLS you TRADE and then you SWING THRU SWING your Girl and you PROMENADE
(Closer): SIDES FACE GRAND SQUARE
ORIGINAL LYRICS:
We skipped the light fandango - turned cartwheels 'cross the
floor
I was feeling kinda seasick - but the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder - as the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink - the waiter brought a tray
And so it was that later - as the miller told his tale
that her face, at first just ghostly, turned a whiter shade of pale
She said, 'There is no reason - and the truth is plain to
see.'
But I wandered through my playing cards - and would not let her be
one of sixteen vestal virgins - who were leaving for the coast
and although my eyes were open - they might have just as well've been closed
She said, 'I'm home on shore leave,' - though in truth we
were at sea
so I took her by the looking glass - and forced her to agree
saying, 'You must be the mermaid - who took Neptune for a ride.'
But she smiled at me so sadly - that my anger straightway died
If music be the food of love - then laughter is its queen
and likewise if behind is in front - then dirt in truth is clean
My mouth by then like cardboard - seemed to slip straight through my head
So we crash-dived straightway quickly - and attacked the ocean bed