I wanna love you - in a barrel - flushed down the Niagara Falls
ALLEMADE LEFT your Corner - TURN YOUR PARTNER RIGHT
ALLEMADE LEFT your Corner - WEAVE that old RING
I wanna love you in a sidecar - with Evel Knievel at the handlebar
Oh no, there's nothing - that I wouldn't do - as long as I'm loved by you
(Figures 1 & 4): SIDE LADIES CHAIN and turn that Girl, HEADS PASS THE OCEAN - EXTEND
EXTEND again - the CENTERS RECYCLE - everybody TRADE BY - do an EIGHT Chain TWO
TOUCH A QUARTER - SCOOT BACK you know - SWING your Corner - PROMENADE her back home
Oh no, there's nothing - that I wouldn't do - as long as I'm loved by you
(Figures 2 & 3): HEADS SQUARE THRU - go FOUR hands ‘round - find your Corner for a DO SA DO
You SWING THRU - the GIRLS CIRCULATE, BOYS TRADE, the BOYS RUN - BEND THE LINE
RIGHT AND LEFT THRU - and then PASS THE OCEAN - EXTEND,
SWING your Corner - PROMENADE
I wanna love you in a space ship - lost on its way into the sun
I wanna love you in your mom's car - looking right
- ALLEMADE LEFT and WEAVE that RING
I wanna love you in a diner - servin' bacon to a Taliban
Oh no, there's nothing - that I wouldn't do - as long as I'm loved by you
I wanna love you in the White House
- even if the whole world's laughin', oh boy!
You WALK AROUND YOUR CORNER - SEE SAW you own
ALLEMADE LEFT your Corner - WEAVE that old RING
I wanna love you in Las Vegas - in the tiger cage of Siegfried & Roy
Oh no, there's nothing that I wouldn't do - as long as I'm loved by you
(Tag): HEADS FACE
GRAND SQUARE
I'd rather choose an early tomb - than a long life without you
I'll dare it all if you want me too - because I am in love with you
ORIGINAL LYRICS:
I wanna Love You in a Barrel
flushed down the Niagara Falls
I wanna love you on a horseback
of a Houston-Livestock-Rodeo-Horse
I wanna love you in a sidecar
with Evel Knievel at the handlebar
Oh no, there's nothing that I wouldn't do
as long as I'm loved by you
I wanna love you in a space ship
lost on its way into the sun
I wanna love you in your mom's car
looking right into your daddy's gun
I wanna love you in a diner
servin' bacon to a taliban
Oh no, there's nothing that I wouldn't do
as long as I'm loved by you
I don't care where or when
as long as I can do
I would dare everything
for just one night with you
I wanna love you in the White House
even if the whole world's laughin', oh boy!
I wanna love you in New Orleans
in a leaking dingy as Katrina's toy
I wanna love you in Las Vegas
in the tiger cage of Siegfried & Roy
Oh no, there's nothing that I wouldn't do
as long as I'm loved by you
I wanna love you in Baghdad
in Guantanamo and Afghanistan
I wanna love you in Chernobyl
in Lybia, Cuba and Iran
I wanna love you in black hole
in devil's hell on doomsday, too
Oh no, there's nothing that I wouldn't do
as long as I'm loved by you
I'd rather choose an early tomb
than a long life without you
I'll dare it all if you want me too
because I am in love with you